Over the years there have been a lot of reality shows. Some were good, but let’s be honest, most of them stunk. From sleazy dating shows to kitchen nightmares, we’ve seen it all. Here are some hypothetical reality shows that, luckily, we have missed out on.

Weasel of Love with Pauly Shore

The Search for the New Lost Boy with Michael Jackson

Cobra Kai Extravaganza with John Kreese

Ernie Hudson’s Bustin’ Ghosts in the 9th Ward

Kurt in Love